I had a very vivid dream last night that has me weirded out today. I had a dream that I was getting married. I knew in my dream that it was my 2nd wedding. I had planned it all, or so I thought. Here are the things that I remember
1. I didn't think my arms would fit in my dress so I covered myself up with the front of it and walked around with my arms in and people kept asking if I was cold
2. I still had the neck wrap on that I had on after my surgery
3. When the music started for me to talk down the aisle a small choir came out and started singing something that was like Jazz music and people started doing "jazz hands" so I made my dad go in and tell them that I wanted the traditional song.
4. Before I walked down the aisle my mom put my arms in the dress and zipped it up and it fit
5. I saw a bouquet of flowers with different colored roses and remember hoping that my flowers looked like that
6. my bridesmaids were my current friends, which I wish could be true
7. My dad wouldn't walk down the aisle right and was trying to hurry, I kept telling him to "step together step together"
8. Half way through the wedding they stopped it and told me since mine was going to take so long they were going to stick a wedding in before me
9. the wedding before me was 4 women all getting married, one was a leprechaun looking one that had an irish accent and they said she wasn't even a citizen
10. 3 of the women were really really fat
11. The wedding before me had a ton of bubbles and I was mad that the venue didn't offer me bubbles
12. My bridesmaids bouquet were not what I wanted and I thought they were ugly, but they liked them
13. I was worried the whole time about if my photographer got all the good shots (I think I know where this came from)
14. We had to wait in theatre seating and watch the other wedding while we waiting for ours to continue
15. my groom sang a song to me during the first half of the wedding
16. When it was my turn to continue with our wedding I was worried about having lipstick on so my cousin Jenny (who I never see) took me in the makeup room and did my lipstick.
17. I didn't have on any shoes and I kept stepping on my dress
18. When it was time for the 2nd half of my wedding, I walked down the aisle with my dad (who still walked wrong and too fast) and when I got up to the alter, my groom wasn't there anymore
19. I was stood up and left at the altar!
20. I can't remember who my groom was, or if I even knew who he was to begin with
21. I had a few bubbles in the 2nd half of my wedding, just a few here and there..nothing like the explosion of bubbles the other wedding had
22. When I knew I was stood up, the venue let someone else have my wedding!
23. I took all the cash and cards out of the gift box to help offset the cost of the wedding
24. I got in a helicopter to go home and we ate Burger King french fries (which I hate)
25. When I saw some of the wedding pictures I had on a dress shirt that had a collar underneath my dress
26. I called the photographer and said I still wanted the pictures
27. I called the "groom" and told him what I thought and how I couldn't believe it
28. I was getting text messages from my friends saying congrats and then I would text back and say I was left at the alter
29. no one told me they were sorry
30. the wedding venue was beautiful and perfectly lit
31. I remember ordering my wedding over the phone and they didn't ask me any questions about what I want
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
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That makes me laugh:) I have been having super crazy dreams since B has been gone...maybe i should blog about them.
Love the post about Kiefer or however you spell that fella's name. Did you get the email Kelli sent of all the ladies caught w/out make up...Dang...I must be a super model cause I don't look that sick w/out make up. Or maybe I'm just fooling myself:) Ha!
Love your pics. We should trade photo sessions when I am in town...or when you are in town!
Lata!
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